Dead Man’s Bones - Pa Pa Power
An Actual Conversation with a SUNY Maritime Student After a Dave and Ethan Show
SUNY Maritime Guy: Yeah, the male-to-female ratio here is like, 10 to 1.
Ethan: Wow, that’s terrible. So what do you guys do for fun around here?
SUNY Maritime Guy: We usually just hang at the Harbor Bar…
Ethan: Okay, thanks. I’ll check it out. (starts to walk away)
SUNY Maritime Guy: Hey, Ethan?
Ethan: Yeah?
SUNY Maritime Guy: Um…if there are any Maritime girls at the Harbor Bar…please don’t take one home?
Sam says this same shit all the time. Lmao!!!
